I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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