you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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