Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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