Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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