Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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