Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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