He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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