Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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