Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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