Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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