I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I have fence marks all over my body
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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