I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it hurts more in the daytime
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
