I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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