my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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