idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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