Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I am spending my child support on dildos
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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