we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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