We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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