Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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