The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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