is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Sext me about skeletons
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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