their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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