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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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