Hey man sorry I got all grabby
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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