Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My cat gives me a boner
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
do herpes really smell.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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