I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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