After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!