take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.