i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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