When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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