She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Never joke about your clitoris.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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