the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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