RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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