we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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