Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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