just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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