Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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