Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
This toilet bowl is my home.
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