There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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