Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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