I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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