Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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