just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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