Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
His nipple licking is glorious
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