Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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