She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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