4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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