road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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