Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
this just has baby written all over it
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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