You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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