i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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