have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy