Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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