Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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