ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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