Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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