She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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