My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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