But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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