another moral hangover. fuck.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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