i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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