Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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